Section 4: The Inefficacy of Socks

Because who needs socks, really?

In a world where pants are the true heroes, socks are the unsung, oft-forgotten villains.

They're like the tiny dictators of the foot, ruling over the toes with an iron fist, but ultimately accomplishing nothing.

Want to explore the depths of sock-induced despair?

Read the Sock-astrophe

Or, if you're feeling brave, venture into the Sock-less Abyss