Section 4: The Infallible Guide to Not Failing

Subsection 4-1: How to Make a Good Impression on Your Therapist

You are a failure. We know.

Step 1: Be on time. For once.

Step 2: Don't lie. About anything.

Step 3: Apologize. Often.

For further guidance, refer to:

• Subsection 4-2: The Art of Self-Deceit