What We Collect

We collect your browser cookies, your browsing history, your deepest secrets, and your soul. Don't worry, we only use them for our own nefarious purposes.

Our servers are hosted on the dark web, where the sun never shines and the coffee is always cold.

How We Use Your Data

We use your data to create a personalized experience, tailored just for you. We'll know your favorite color (it's probably #FF99CC), your favorite food (chicken parmesan), and your favorite meme (it's probably a cat in a tutu).

We might even use your data to create a custom-made AI model that'll predict when you'll finally achieve world domination.