The Secret Meeting Minutes

Meeting Attendees:

• Zorg, CEO
• Narwhal, COO
• Blort, CTO

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss new ways to rebrand the company as "Funco"
• Item 2: Decide on new employee benefits
• Item 3: Debate the merits of using Comic Sans as the new default font

Decisions:

• Rebranding: Approved
• Benefits: Pending
• Font: Aborted

Next Meeting: