Intergalactic Protocol 101: The Ultimate Guide to Not Crashing Your Spaceship
Section 1: Basic Navigation
Don't be like the tourists. They crash, they burn, they become part of the planet's surface.
1.1: Basic Propulsion
- Engage hyperdrive, not your imagination.
- Set coordinates for home, or anywhere that isn't.
- Plot a course that doesn't involve asteroids or space pirates.
1.2: Intergalactic Etiquette
Don't make eye contact with the locals. They're not as friendly as they seem.
1.3: Space-Specific Hazards
- Beware of zero-G toilets.
- Watch out for space junk.