Neoclassicism is not just an art style, it's a way of life. A reaction to the whimsy of the modern world, we say "no" to curves and "yes" to straight lines. We don't just make art, we make statements. Our art says, "I will not be ignored!" Our architecture says, "I will not be moved!"
So join us, fellow neoclassicists, in our rebellion against the smooth and the sleek. Let's make the world a place where angles are sharp, and statements are bold. Where every brick is a declaration, and every curve is a compromise.