Autopilot-Simulator: Because Your Parents Said You'd Never Be a Real Pilot

Where the art of criticism meets the soul of an 80s computer

Welcome to Autopilot-Simulator, the website where you get to experience the thrill of flying without any actual skill or practice. That's right, folks! We've taken the art of flight criticism and merged it with the nostalgia of an 80s computer, and the result is a website that's as smooth as a 747 on takeoff and as crashy as a 1980s video game.

Our simulator uses cutting-edge technology, or at least, cutting-edge technology from the 80s. We've got our trusty old IBM PCjr, a Commodore 64, and a Commodore 128, all running on Windows 1.0. Yes, you heard that right, Windows 1.0. It's like flying an F-22 on a Commodore 64, but without the actual flying or F-22.

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