Behold, the AirPods! The most talked-about, most-hated, most-sucked-in hearing aids of our time.
The Sucking Sounds of the AirPodsThe AirPods: a technological marvel of suckage and despair.
For the love of all things sonic, why do they have to be so bloody loud?
Is it really worth it? Should you shell out the cash for these aural abominations?
We'll explore it all, and more, at /neocriticism/tech/gadgets/airpods/!