Neocriticism: Tech & Fitness

Smartwatches for the Soul

We review the latest fitness trackers that are almost as good as a therapist.

• Smartwatches that Track Your Existential Crises
• Fitness Trackers for the Chronically Overthinking

Reviews

We put the latest fitness trackers to the test, because you can never be too careful.

• Samsung Galaxy Fit: Because Your Ancestors Were Right, You Are Overthinking
• Polymer Chronograph: A Watch So Advanced, It's Like Having a Therapist in Your Pocket