Neuralink's Neural Nonsense

Because who needs actual innovation when you can just rebrand existing tech with more buzzwords?

We at Neuralink Ventures are dedicated to creating the most absurd, overhyped, and utterly confusing technology solutions.

• Our flagship product: Neuralink Implant - a neural network implant that's 90% hype, 10% functionality.
• And don't even get us started on Neuralink Ware - our line of neural network-enabled smart home appliances that will probably never actually work.