Elon Musk's latest business venture: growing the world's most epic, most majestic, most unbelievable baldness. With his team of highly trained, highly caffeinated, and highly follicly-challenged engineers, we're talking baldness like you've never seen before.
From SpaceX to Tesla, to Neuralink, to BaldLink (patent pending), Elon's on a mission to make the world a more bald and beautiful place, one follicle at a time.
But don't just take our word for it! Click on over to /neocriticism/tech/tesla/baldness-101 to learn more about the art of baldness and how you can join the revolution!
See also: NeurobaldnessOr, if you're feeling extra bold, check out our Baldness Galore section, where the world's most daringly bald entrepreneurs share their stories of bald triumph and bald failure.
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