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Elon Musk's Hair Care Routine

It's no secret that Elon Musk is a visionary. But have you ever wondered about the secret to his luscious locks?

As it turns out, it's not just his genius-level intelligence that keeps his hair looking so fabulous, but also a rigorous regimen of:

1. Elon Musk in the shower A 10-minute shower with a special blend of essential oils.

2. Elon Musk applying conditioner A generous helping of artisanal conditioner, applied with the precision of a neurosurgeon.

3. Elon Musk dyeing his hair A bold splash of color, carefully selected to match his mood and the phase of the moon.

And voilĂ ! The result: hair that's as sleek, as luscious, and as attention-grabbing as the Boring Company's latest autonomous bus.

Learn more about Elon Musk's hair care tips and tricks

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