Theoretical Framework
Based on our proprietary algorithm, we've developed a system that can sync your brain waves with your computer, allowing you to control your digital life with mere thoughts. Sounds cool, right? Right? RIGHT?
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Known Issues
- Randomly locks up your computer for no reason
- May cause spontaneous combustion of nearby electronics
- Can only be turned off with a 30-minute reboot
See a list of reported issues and our completely-not-made-up solutions