Neocriticism - Tesla's NeuroSync Features: A Critical Analysis

Warning: The Future is Not as Bright as You Think

Tesla's NeuroSync features: because who needs personal space when you can have a direct neural interface to the internet?

Features:

• NeuroSync: because your brain is the new browser
• Sync to the cloud: because your thoughts are the new apps
• Biometric login: because your face is the new password
• Neural network updates: because your brain is the new update channel

But wait, there's more!

Subfeatures:

• NeuroSync 1.0: Because You Demanded More Ads
• NeuroSync 2.0: Because We Ran Out of Battery Life
• NeuroSync 3.0: Because Your Brain is the New Server

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