Neurosync Phase 3 Updates: Because You Clearly Needed More Ways to Worry

Subtitle: Minor bug fixes, major existential crises.

Phase 3.1: New bug in the brain-computer interface causes users to involuntarily sing show tunes while browsing the internet.

Phase 3.2: Minor adjustments to the Neurosync font size to better accommodate users with a crippling sense of mortality.

Phase 3.3: Integration with the new "I'm Not a Robot" API to reduce false positives in the "Is This a Human?" detection system.

As always, our team of highly trained and highly caffeinated engineers has worked tirelessly to bring you these updates.

However, please note that Phase 3.1 may cause your cat to start playing the trombone in the middle of the night. We're not kidding. This is a thing that happens.

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