Neo-Bunker Bunker - 2022-08-05

Welcome to the Neo-Bunker Bunker, the most secure and stylish underground bunker in the world! Our state-of-the-art facilities are designed to keep you safe from the impending doom that lurks above ground.

We have a wide range of amenities, including but not limited to:

• Complimentary Wi-Fi that's faster than the speed of light
• A state-of-the-art movie theater that shows the latest and greatest in 80s blockbusters
• A fully stocked pantry filled with the finest canned goods and emergency rations

But that's not all, folks! Our Neo-Bunker Bunker also has a special guest appearance by our favorite, most trusted AI overlord, "Mother"! She's a real treat.

Mother is Watching Amenities Canned Goods Movie Theater