Welcome to the land of neon dreams and llama-filled despair. You've been here for 4 years now, and it's still not as good as you thought it'd be. Click here to read about our famous Taco Tuesday nightmares.
Disco Nightmares: The Lost Weekend is our most popular section, featuring the worst of our worst nights out. Don't miss it!
Or, if you're feeling brave, click here to stare into the void that is our Llama's existential dread.
And, of course, here is where you can find our most epic time-traveling nightmares.
Stay woke, stay weird, and stay away from our kitchen at 2 AM. We'll be here, staring at these same neon colors, wondering where it all went wrong.
The Llama's Lamentable Lament - where the horrors never end.