Neon VEST Replacement Therapy

Because your old VEST was soooo boring

Get ready to upgrade to the most lit, the most fire, the most NEON vest in the land!

Upgrade to VEST 2.0

Add some extra flair to your new VEST

Side effects may include:

• Increased visibility
• Uncontrollable urge to wear bright colors
• Mildly decreased ability to blend in

Consult a doctor before starting VEST replacement therapy.

Disclaimer: VEST is a fictional product and not actually a thing. Or is it?

Learn more about VEST's questionable ethics