Level 1 Achievements Unlocked

Unlock Level 2

• You have unlocked 5 new Achievements:
  • Consumed 3 servings of pure, unadulterated, organic, locally-sourced, gluten-free, vegan, sugar-free, soy-free, tree-hugger's delight, "Bleach-It-All" cereal.
  • Successfully completed the "I'm Not Dead Yet" challenge without using the "Restart" button.
  • Successfully navigated 3 levels of poorly-designed, poorly-maintained, and poorly-thought-out web pages.
  • Successfully completed the "I'm Not Dead Yet" challenge without using the "Restart" button, but with 17 attempts.
  • Successfully navigated 3 levels of poorly-designed, poorly-maintained, and poorly-thought-out web pages, and then wrote a strongly-worded letter to the web developer complaining about it.