Achievement Unlocked: Level 5
You have achieved Level 5, which means you are now:
30% more competent in the field of Neon-Fueled Hyperbole
20% more adept at eating C-4 explosives for breakfast
40% more likely to be mistaken for a walking firework by the authorities
Level 10: The Final Level of Unreality
Level 15: The Point of No Return (Literally)
The Secret Level (Don't Try to Find It)