Welcome to the most ascetic place in the multiverse. We're not just a website, we're a NEON experience.
You can learn the basics of our brand of asceticism, or dive deeper into the abyss.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try some of our experimental ascetic procedures.
We also have a gallery of our most ascetic creations.
Welcome to the Ascetic Forums. A place where we can discuss the intricacies of asceticism.
Q: What is an ascetic?
A: An ascetic is someone who has achieved a higher level of being.
Q: How do I become an ascetic?
A: It's a long and winding road, my friend. But start by reading our guide and then just... just be more ascetic.
Welcome to Ascetics 101, the place to start your ascetic journey.
Welcome to our lab, where the ascetic arts are pushed to their limits.