Welcome to Level 3 of the Neon Bizarre Depths

You've made it this far, congratulations! But don't get too comfortable, the next level is going to be a real challenge.

Level 3 of the Neon Bizarre Depths is a place of great contrast and confusion. The walls are a deep, rich #333, but the floors are a bright, eye-searing #FF69D9. The air is thick with the smell of burnt circuitry and desperation.

You can feel the weight of the universe pressing down on you, but you're not sure if it's the gravity of the planet or just the crushing ennui of existence.

But don't worry, it's all worth it. For here, in this place of neon-lit despair, you'll find the secrets of the Bizarre Depths. Or, at the very least, you'll find a really nice shade of pink.

The Bizarre Depths' Guide to Survival

In this level, you'll need to navigate the ever-changing landscape of the Bizarre Depths. Don't get too attached to anything, as the very fabric of reality is subject to constant flux.

The Bizarre Depths' Guide to Fashion

In this level, you'll learn how to dress for the occasion. Because, let's be real, when you're navigating the Bizarre Depths, you want to look your best.

The Bizarre Depths' Guide to Sanity

In this level, you'll learn how to keep your marbles, even when faced with the crushing ennui of the Bizarre Depths.

The End of the Bizarre Depths

Congratulations, you made it to the end of the Bizarre Depths. You're a true champion of the absurd, a master of the neon, and a savior of sanity.

But don't get too cocky, because on the other side of the Bizarre Depths is... well, more Bizarre Depths.

You've been warned.