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Reports are emerging of a mysterious phenomenon in the vicinity of Andromeda, where a giant pink flamingo has been spotted riding a unicorn through a wormhole.
Details are sketchy, but eyewitnesses claim the creature was seen sporting a fedora and a monocle, and was heard to exclaim, "I'm not a myth, I'm a reality!"
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