About Us
Welcome to the most secure, most efficient, most utterly useless communications center in the galaxy. We're not really sure why you're here, but we're glad you're here.
We're a team of highly trained professionals who are experts in doing absolutely nothing. Our team includes:
- Barry, our fearless leader who's always on break.
- Jane, our resident expert in procrastination techniques.
- Marty, our IT specialist who still uses dial-up.
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, check out our Secret Services.