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Document 004: The Ministry of Silly Walks' Secret Meeting Minutes

Summary:

Meeting started at 3:14 PM
Attendees: Minister of Silly Walks, Assistant to the Minister of Silly Walks, 3 Interns with clipboards
Topic: The implementation of new, more efficient silly walks
Decisions:
1. More frequent meetings to be held in disco balls
2. Implementation of new, more comfortable silly walks shoes
3. Free nachos for all attendees of future meetings

Leaked by: Anonymous (aka "The Ministry's Worst Nightmare")