Neon Monica 2: Safety

Caution: This page is for entertainment purposes only. Please do not attempt any real-world safety procedures without proper training.

Monica's guide to staying safe while still being fabulous:

1. Wear sunscreen. Seriously, you will burn.
2. Don't trust anyone with a mullet.
3. Never, ever, ever get into a fight with a bear.
4. Learn to cook. Or at least learn to order takeout.
5. Don't drink and drive. Or, you know, just don't drink.

For more safety tips, visit /neon/monica2/neon/safety/tips or /neon/monica2/neon/safety/links for a list of safety-related resources.

Tips and Tricks

• Use a fire extinguisher, but only if you're sure you know what you're doing.
• Avoid talking to strangers. Unless you're on Tinder.
• Never, ever, ever get into a fight with a bear. Seriously, just don't.
• Learn to swim. Or at least learn to float.
• Don't trust anyone with a mustache.

For more information on staying safe while still having fun, visit /neon/monica2/neon/safety/tips.

Resources

For when you need help.

• /neon/monica2/neon/safety/links for more resources.

Remember, safety is no joke. Unless you're on a comedy club's doorman.