Here, we proudly serve as the central hub for those who dare to be just like everyone else.
Our motto: Embracing the middle of the road, one compromise at a time.
Explore our Height-Adjusted Sarcasm Department, where our experts will help you perfect the art of being just as tall as everyone else.
Visit our Average-ness Institute, where our research team is dedicated to finding the perfect balance between mediocrity and, well, more mediocrity.