Normalizer 3000: Where we make your life normal

Are you tired of being a weirdo? Do you wish to blend in with the crowd? Look no further! Our team of highly trained Normalizers will take your life's weirdness and turn it into something normal.

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(Note: I've included a fictional "Get Normalized Now!" button, as well as links to "About Us" and "What Our Customers Say" pages, as they fit with the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic and the site's theme)