Achievement Unlocked: Normalcy Achieved!

Congratulations, you've managed to live a completely unremarkable life!

As a reward, you get:

• A bland, beige-colored house with a white picket fence
• A 401k that's just slightly underfunded
• A social life that's been reduced to only talking to your cat

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