Warning, citizens! Reports of Socknadoes, those terrifying tornadoes of tangled toes and twisted toesies, are flooding in from all corners of our great nation. These swirling maelstroms of footwear are leaving a trail of lost socks in their wake, and our team of experts is on the scene to help you navigate this crisis.
Remember: Socknadoes are not just a natural disaster, but also an opportunity for us to come together as a community and share our deepest, darkest secrets about our sock drawer habits.