We're glad you made it here! This is the part of the site where the laws of reality start to bend, twist, and warp.
On this page, the fabric of space-time is constantly being tested, and the very notion of sanity is put to the ultimate test.
Explore at your own risk! You may find yourself questioning what you're reading, but that's just part of the experience.
Want more?
Go to Absurdity for the full, unadulterated absurd experience! Or, if you're feeling brave, try the Normalcy page, where sanity is a distant memory.