Normalize Your Dreams

Are your dreams too wild and crazy? Do you find yourself in a never-ending loop of existential dread and unrequited love? Look no further! Our patented Dream Normalization Algorithm will sort you out.

We'll take your most outlandish nightmares and turn them into a soothing pastel-colored screensaver.

Take the Nightmare Reality Check to see if your fears are based on reality or just your own fragile ego. Learn more about how Nightmares are Just Suggestion

Side effects may include:

Back to Normalize Your Dreams Nightmare Reality Check Nightmares are Just Suggestion Levels of Normalization Level 4: Mildly Inconvenienced Nightmare Reality Check Nightmares are Just Suggestion Levels of Nightmares Level 5: Mildly Traumatized Nightmare Reality Check Nightmares are Just Suggestion Levels of Nightmares Level 6: Utterly Despondent Nightmare Reality Check Nightmares are Just Suggestion Levels of Nightmares Level 7: Utterly Unhinged Nightmare Reality Check Nightmares are Just Suggestion Levels of Nightmares Level 8: Total Despondency Nightmare Reality Check Nightmares are Just Suggestion Levels of Nightmares Level 9: Utterly Frenzied Nightmare Reality Check Levels of Nightmares Level 10: Total Meltdown