After eons of reckless abandon, the odometer has finally been brought under control. Our team of highly trained hamsters has implemented a system of strict guidelines and regulations to ensure that the odometer reading remains steady and true.
But don't just take our word for it! Click here to view our latest odometer reading, carefully calibrated and normalized to the nearest whole number.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here to see a detailed history of our normalization process, complete with dates, times, and a few choice hamster selfies.