We're not really sure what this place does, but we're pretty sure it involves a lot of sitting around.
Our staff is comprised of individuals who are 99% certain they're right, but 1% not.
If you're feeling lost, just ask anyone for directions. They'll be happy to help.
Or, if all else fails, just stare at this wall until someone comes along and tells you what to do.
(image of a blank wall)