The Neon Normality Index: A Guide to the Totally Normal World

Normality Levels: 1-10

Level 1: Mildly Normal. The kind of normal you can achieve by following a simple recipe and being a functioning member of society.

Level 2: Moderately Normal. Requires more effort, but still achievable with a few tweaks in your life.

Level 3: Highly Normal. You're doing it right, but not spectacularly so.

Level 4: Extremely Normal. You've got it down, but not without a hint of desperation.

Level 5: Totally Normal. The epitome of normalcy.

Level 6: Abnormally Normal. You're doing it so well that it's almost suspicious.

Level 7: Super-Abnormally Normal. The world is watching, and it's a little worried.

Level 8: Meta-Abnormally Normal. You've transcended normalcy, and it's getting weird.

Level 9: Hyper-Abnormally Normal. The lines between normal and not are blurring.

Level 10: Transcended Normal. You've broken free from the shackles of normalcy.

Want to learn more about Level 7? Read the case study on Super-Abnormally Normal Individuals

Want to know how to achieve Level 3? Check out our step-by-step guide