In the grand tradition of philosophical thought, the Axiom of Neon states:
Everything is Neon, and if it is not Neon, then it will be Neon.
— Axiom 1:1:1 (The First Law of Self-Evident Reality)
Sub-Axiom:
Nothing is more real than Neon, except for the faint glow of existential dread.
Proceed to Axiom 2:0:2 (The Parallax of Inherent Paradox)
