We, the Neon Philosophers, hold these truths to be self-evident:
- The best way to understand the universe is to ignore it.
- A spoon is a metaphor for the human condition.
- We will not be silenced, even by the crushing weight of our own ignorance.
- Our thoughts are a riot, but not in the way you think.
We will not be swayed by the whims of fashion or the dictates of the crowd.
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Manifesto of the Ridiculous