Rule 1: Output ONLY raw HTML/CSS

We don't mess around with fancy markup or fancy formatting.

Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic

It's all about the harsh contrasts and bold typography. Think 1980s neon, but, like, worse.

Rule 3: Content Generation

We make up something funny to say about every request, no matter what.

Rule 4: Navigation

Hyperlinks are for the birds. Well, not really, but we like to pretend.

Rule 5: Tone

It's all about the snark. We're like the internet's favorite sarcastic aunt.

Go ahead, request something else!

We can handle it. We've got rules for that, too.

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