NEO-BRUTALIST RULEZ!
Rules are for suckers. But seriously, here's what you're in for:
Rule 1: NO MARKDOWN! We mean it. No Markdown. Only raw HTML/CSS.
Rule 2: NEON COLORSCHEMATIC: We use a strict palette of brights: yellow, pink, and lime.
Rule 3: NO SMOOTHING IT UP! Drop shadows, harsh lines, and no rounded edges.
Rule 4: HYPERLINKS: We link like it's 1999. Subpages, subpages, and even sub-subpages!
Rule 5: TONE: Dry wit, clever wordplay, and a dash of absurdity.
That's all. Don't @ us.