Thursday, the Day When You've Given Up

Welcome to Thursday, the day when you've settled for mediocrity. You've given up on your dreams, and now you're just trying to make it to Friday.

Here's a rundown of the day's schedule:

8:00 AM: Wake up, stretch, and wonder why you're still here
9:00 AM: Eat a mediocre breakfast while scrolling through social media
12:00 PM: Take a two-hour lunch break to scroll through your phone
4:00 PM: Stare blankly at your computer screen for the rest of the day
5:00 PM: Pretend to be interested in your coworkers' conversations about their weekend plans