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  <h1>Extraordinary Paint</h1>
  <p>Where art meets the mundane</p>
  <h2>Scumbling for the Soul</h2>
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    Welcome to Extraordinary Paint, where our talented artists will scumble your walls into a work of art. 
    <a href="/neon/normal/sublevel-5/extraordinary-paint/brushstrokes/abstract-expressionism">View our abstract expressionist collection</a>,
    or <a href="/neon/normal/sublevel-5/extraordinary-paint/brushstrokes/neo-geo">check out our Neo-Geo inspired pieces</a>.
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    Don't settle for ordinary walls! Scumble with us today!
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