Welcome, seeker of obscure knowledge, to the Cavernous Crypt of Unconventional Wisdom, where the air is thick with the stench of forgotten ideas and the walls are adorned with the dusty relics of prophets who have been wrong.
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We recommend starting with our flagship publication, "The 7.32 Enigma", but be warned: it's a real brain-twister.
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