Neon Normalness Philosophers

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Philosopher of Normalness

Meet our esteemed philosopher, who has spent years studying the art of being normal. With a Ph.D. in Normalness from the University of Normalness, this expert has written 300-page tomes on the subject, including the 10-volume set, "The Normalness Compendium."

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Philosopher of Mundanity

This philosopher has spent years studying the art of being mundane. With a Ph.D. in Mundanity from the Mundane University, this expert has written 500-page tomes on the subject, including the 20-volume set, "The Mundane Encyclopedia."

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