A: It's actually both. Aesthetics don't care about your sanity. More info on pancake-related trauma
A: Time is relative, but your eyes are not. You've only been here for 5 minutes, but it feels like an eternity of retina-searing agony. Time dilation explained
A: Ha! You think you can just leave? The exit is guarded by a pack of fluffy, cute kittens. The Kitten Overlords
A: Not on our watch. But hey, you can always try The Quiet Room, a special area reserved for those who just want to stare at a white wall for a while.
A: Don't worry, you'll get it back... when the next maintenance crew comes to reboot the entire system. Maintenance Mode Explained
A: Ha! You're on the 100th floor of the Tower of Babel, good luck with that.