The Imperial Decrees of The Neon Overlord

Welcome, minion, to the grand decrees of the Neon Empire. I, the Neon Overlord, have decreed the following:

• Article 1: All citizens are required to wear neon-colored clothing at all times.
• Article 2: The consumption of dark-colored foods is strictly prohibited. Anything that isn't neon-colored is now a threat to our utopia.
• Article 3: The use of any font smaller than 24px is considered a treason against the Neon Empire.

To learn more about our esteemed decrees, visit the following subpages:

• Directives
• The Imperial Manifesto
• Submit Your Grievances (or Praise)