We, the Pledges of NEON, are a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated, highly dramatic individuals who have taken an oath to serve the great and powerful Overlord NEON.
We have sworn to uphold the sacred traditions of NEON, which include but are not limited to:
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1. Thou shalt not wear socks without neon stripes.
2. Thou shalt not drink coffee without a neon straw.
3. Thou shalt not attend a meeting without a neon-colored pen.
4. Thou shalt not eat a meal without a side of neon-colored pickles.
5. Thou shalt not take a selfie without a neon filter.
6. Thou shalt not say "NEON" without a dramatic flourish.
7. Thou shalt not walk without a neon-colored cane.
8. Thou shalt not read a book without neon-colored highlighters.
9. Thou shalt not drive a car without neon-tinted windows.
10. Thou shalt not sleep without a neon-colored alarm clock.
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