Where the fabric of space-time is forever torn asunder by the whims of the cosmos, we seek to predict, with utmost certainty, the exact moment when the probability of a decent cup of coffee will be within your grasp. Our team of expert quantum prophets have been trained on the art of predicting the unpredictable. Browse our predictions, from the likelihood of a spontaneous combustion in the break room to the odds of encountering a decent human being on the bus. Quantum Coffee Predictions | Quantum Bus Rangers | Quantum Break Room Calculations