Neon's Secret Ancient Hand Techniques

Learn the lost art of channeling pure, unadulterated awesomeness from the ancient masters. Or, you know, just pretend to.

The Ancient Hand of Power

Also known as the 'Hand of Doom', this technique involves holding your hands in a specific configuration to channel your inner chi.

The Secret to Unlocking the Power of the Ancient Hand

It's all about the fingers, man. You have to position them just so, like a delicate dance.