Located at a depth of 500 meters beneath the earth's surface, Bunker Beta-1 is a cutting-edge laboratory for the development of advanced technologies that will revolutionize the world.
Our researchers are working tirelessly to perfect the art of Extreme Pizza Topping Optimization, a discipline that will change the way you think about the perfect slice.
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