The Neon Flux Capacitor Engine

This is it, folks! The most powerful flux capacitor ever created. Harnessing the raw energy of the neon signpost universe, we can bend reality to our will. Or, at least, create a really nice glow.

Features:

• Neon-ium Fueled Our engine is powered by the rare and mysterious neon-ium mineral, only found in the heart of the most vibrant neon signposts.

• Reality Warping Capabilities: Bend the space-time continuum, make the laws of physicsประก forget what day it is, or simply create a nice glow in your living room.

• Self-Aware The engine is self-aware, and has its own thoughts and feelings. It's like having a pet that can power your car, but not as cute, and also not as loyal.

Want to see more of our Neon Prophets in action? Or maybe you're interested in the Theory of Neon-ium?

Either way, we've got you covered. Click on the links below to learn more about our Technical Specs, Philosophical Implications, or Memes.

Fine print: Not responsible for any reality distortions caused by our product. Or, really, any other side effects. Or really, just be careful, folks.